(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(RUMBLING)
RAVEN:
So, shouldn't we go ahead
and take Cinderblock down?
We can't. It's Monday.
- Monday?
- As in...
Motorcycle Monday, baby!
Motorcycle Monday?
Robin says on Mondays,
we're only allowed to fight
using motorcycles.
But he knows we do not possess
such modes of transport.
So convenient, huh?
(ENGINE ROARING)
Ready for your bike
beat down, Cinderblock?
(BEEPS)
Wheel punch! Wheel punch!
(TIRES SQUEALING)
- (ROARS)
- (IMITATES REVVING)
Super wheel punch!
Ha, ha! Mondays.
Whoo! Ha, ha!
I just beat up a villain
with a motorcycle.
A motorcycle!
Which, by the way,
is the most awesome way
to beat someone up.
Uh, it really wasn't
that awesome.
Do I need to wheel punch
some sense into you?
Because it was!
Okay. You're awesome.
We get it.
Not just awesome.
I might be the greatest
superhero ever.
GIRLS: So cool.
No, you're not.
- Excuse me?
- No offense.
But how can you be
the greatest superhero ever?
- You don't even have
an archenemy.
- So?
Archenemies are status symbols
in the hero world.
If you can get a crazed
lunatic to devote himself
to bringing you down,
it means you're a top hero.
If you can't...
Oh. I see.
Why doesn't anyone
wanna kill me?
(BAWLING)
Oh, how I hate seeing you
like this, Robin.
Get used to it because
without an archenemy,
I'm a loser.
(SNIFFLING)
- Just like all of you.
- I will be your archenemy.
Only villains can
be archenemies, Star.
Then I will be a villain.
You can't become a villain
by doing something nice.
Then becoming evil will be
the last nice thing I do.
Then go ahead and prove it.
Do something evil.
Very well. I will drink
straight from the milk carton.
Ugh! I cannot do it.
It is too evil.
Still, I Starfire the Terrible
vow to wreak havoc
on this world.
Until I see a smile
on Robin's face.
Robin deserves only the best
archenemy ever, Silkie.
So, there is much work
to be done.
(CRACKLING)
Now, I must work on my
maniacal laugh.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GIGGLES)
(GASPS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(EVIL LAUGH)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GURGLING)
Ooh! That intones the evil.
A great villain
surrounds herself with
dangerous henchmen.
Prove to me,
my little bumgorf,
you possess a cold heart.
(WHIRRING)
(GASPS) Wonderful.
Every villain needs
a secret lair.
From here I will plunge this
world into its darkest days.
Ooh! And have tea parties.
(WHIRRING)
Hey, Star. Nice mask.
It is not supposed to be nice.
It is supposed to be menacing.
Oh. Well, it really
brings out your eyes.
(GRUNTS)
Are you ready to spend
all your time and energy
relentlessly pursuing me?
Only to be frustrated
at every turn.
(CHUCKLES)
That sounds super creepy.
I'd never do that.
(CHUCKLES) No.
What if I did something
to make you hate me?
There's nothing you could do
to make me hate you.
I could destroy a year supply
of your hair gel.
Aah! I...
You'd have to be a real sicko
to do something...
No!
Now will you let me be your
arch nemesis?
I have no choice.
You've taken away the thing
I value most in life.
Spiky hair.
Hurray! After lunch we will
try to destroy each other.
(GASPS)
(ZAPPING)
- Titans!
- (ALL GASP)
(GAME BEEPS)
Dude, what's with your hair?
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLS)
Never mind that.
My archenemy is on the loose.
You don't have an archenemy.
Wait. (CHUCKLES)
Are you talking
about Starfire?
Starfire the Terrible!
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Now, that's funny.
Come on, man. For real?
Sure, fine, go ahead.
Laugh now.
(LAUGHS) Oh!
Oh, we are laughing now, man.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING) Ah!
(ZAPPING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CRASHING)
- (CAT YOWLING)
Greetings, former friends.
Oh, no. Robin,
your evil archenemy is here.
- What are we gonna do?
- (GRUNTS)
Stand back! She's here for me.
Ooh! Protect us, Robin.
You're our only hope.
(GIGGLING)
No one can protect you
from what I am about
to unleash on this world.
Let me guess.
You're gonna try to drink
from the milk carton again?
(BUZZES)
I bet she's gonna set
the microwave clock
to the wrong time.
(BUZZES)
Or maybe she'll leave
the water in the sink running?
Oh, no!
(BUZZES)
No! I have rigged the moon
to explode.
You're gonna blow up
the moon? Right.
(BEEPING)
(DINGS)
(GIGGLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(GURGLING)
(GULPING)
Carton milk.
Did you just blow up the moon?
Don't you even care
about the tides?
Why would you blow up
the moon?
Because I know how much
Robin liked that moon.
Are you crazy, Starfire?
(ELEPHANT TRUMPET)
Yes. And evil, too.
(GARGLING)
Yep. Looks like someone
has a pretty formidable
archenemy after all.
(BEEPING)
Your reign of terror
is over, Starfire.
I see you have discovered
my secret lair.
Uh, yeah, well,
it's in our backyard.
So, not really that secret.
Well, you are too late
to stop me.
I shall destroy you all!
Boop, boop,
boop, boop. Brrr!
Titans, go!
Uh. Those are just
cardboard boxes, Robin.
- (YELLS)
- Those lasers are for real?
I thought they were
just blinking lights!
(IMITATES BEEPING AND GIGGLES)
Deathbots? When did she have
the time to build Deathbots?
Let's get 'em.
(GRUNTS)
(SOUND OF KNOCKING OVER
BOWLING PINS)
(ROARS)
You okay?
(BOTH GRUNT)
Dudes, Starfire really hooked
this place up, huh?
(IMITATES BEEPS)
Wow. She's got piranhas, too.
I guess it's just you
and me now.
Have you forgotten
about my henchman?
(WHIRRING)
(SCREAMS)
- (GRUNTS)
- (BURPS)
Hurray! I win!
I am afraid,
I have to finish you now.
(PANTING) You can't.
Is this not what you wanted?
A formidable archenemy?
I just wanted
to feel accepted.
To be a real hero.
But Robin,
you are a real hero.
Well, can this real hero
have one last request?
Hmm. I do not see why not.
What is this final wish?
Uh, I was wondering
what day of the week it is?
Hmm. I believe
it is the Monday.
You know what that means.
Wheel punch!
Ha, ha! Got you! In your face!
I beat my archenemy!
Greatest superhero ever!
- (ENGINE ROARS)
- (TIRES SQUEAL)
Motorcycle Monday!